So i dont know if it's because i've watched 100 episodes of grey's anatomy in two weeks or.. what, but I think there's something wrong with me.
- Mom, I love you
- Carrie, get the doctors to siphon my balls and impregnate you. You gotta name him or her Ambrose. If there is any left over spread that sh#t around and propagate the Bair dna!
- Publish all my crazy/genius writings - someone someday will appreciated it.
- In case I dont actually die I definitely want to be . I dont care if i'm a "vegetable" My favorite part of life is dreaming and if i could lay in a bed indefinitely and have something breathe for me, feed me, and change my diapers I'm totally ok with that. I promise i'll wake up again someday.
- If i actually die, do not cremate me or donate my organs. I want to be buried under a tree, with no other dead bodies around me. I want my grave stone to read "there is no ending, only the beginning of something else."
- If at all possible freeze and clone me. I would love to wake up someday and see a twined me.
- Clone Spencer too, it's only 50k$ and bury her next to me. She would like that
- Tell Carrie Underwood that she's my favorite person in the world
- Remember that 1/2 the stuff i've written was when I was inebriated and wasn't meant to be read by anyone but me..
- and last of all, if I really die, i'm ok with it and if there is any way to come back and haunt you, I will.