Puerto Vallarta Excursion (Day One)
SATURDAY
7:00AM: Vallet picked us up. Heading to LAX

8:45: Little hold up at the auto ticket machine, I scanned the wrong part of the passport and it thought I was an employee. Afterwards when we were going through security, mom kept saying
Mom: "Put your boarding pass away, you dont need it now"
Me: -"yeah You do!"
Her: -"Put it away!"
Announcement: Please have your boarning passes out
Me: "HA!"
Mom: "Put your boarding pass away, you dont need it now"
Me: -"yeah You do!"
Her: -"Put it away!"
Announcement: Please have your boarning passes out
Me: "HA!"
- x2: (Captain morgan's and Coke) @ Airport
- x3 (Heinakin on plane)
Arrived in Puerto Vallarta, all our family also happened to arrive at the same time. Customs was a breeze. My uncle was there waiting for us. He got a Van to take everyone else, we went with him. The driver told him it was going to be $50, then tried to raise it to $100, but it didn't work.
Uncle's place is in a huge area called "Paradise Village" as we were driving in the front gate, I saw a huge cage with tigers in it. "There are tigers here?!!" - yes! I really wanted to see some monkeys, and as we drove up to drop off someone at the hotel there were even more cages. Inside; mountain lions, more tigers, and Monkeys!
My uncle owns a condo there, and me and my mom stayed with him. He used some extra time shares for the rest of the family at a nice hotel down the beach.

- x6 (+3 mexican Beers)

- x7 (+1 Margurita)
- x8 (+1 Glass of straight tequila)


We settled in, then went to dinner at a Mexican restaurant. I had "Neptune's Bounty" which was 300 pesos. There were huge caged parrots in the back, We went to see them while we were waiting for our food. Since i think i'm the bird whisperer, I was determined to pet it. There was a sign that says they bite and my cousin said to watch out. I said "It's ok i have a parakeet!" but obviously these parrots were abused my countless touristas fingers, and i got away with it's beak barely grazing my thumb, it's the smallest parrot bite imaginable. If I hadn't been drinking I could have totally conquered it!
Sleep

Sleep

My cousin's son Degan